Sunday, 15 May 2011

An Ode to Bad Staff

Danica, Danica, oh what a dame
She does enough drugs to put Hilton to shame.

She steals and she lies,
And boy, does she cry,

Guess that's the deal with the clinically insane.

I just found out some hard truths today about a now former employee.  I gave her so many opportunities, treated her with respect at all times...more like family.  I'm kind of stunned, to be honest.  Not too stunned to write a quick, nasty ode, of course.  ;)  Not my finest work, ha, but darn...I do feel a little bit better after finding out I've been stolen from for the better part of a year.  Off to drink some stress-relieving tea.  Luckily, my husband is the voice of reason, and my loser ex-employee is lucky.  Were he not in the picture, I'd march myself over to her drug hole and...well, I guess I'd better not put it in writing.  Back to my tea I go, I go.  Thaaaat's all, folks!

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